Pole dancing? Grammar?

This is a conversation with my friend... Darn lawak mia fella. Hahaha..

Chen says:
jatuh cinta ker?
Chen says:
hehehe
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
huh/??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
nono
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
lookin 4 cinta
Chen says:
i'm all about d luvvvvvvvvvvvv
Chen says:
wahahahaha
Chen says:
aper ni?
Chen says:
cari cinta?
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
yaya
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
interested??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
very offer
Chen says:
aiyer...good offer?
Chen says:
hahaha
Chen says:
rugilaaaa
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
nono
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
very miss
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
miss buy 1 free 1 miss
Chen says:
eh...like one tim keong not bad enuff
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
haha
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i changed ok
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
now im gentleman
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
got certificate sumore
Chen says:
erh....ermmm
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
so how??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
interested or not??
Chen says:
u used to be pole dancer wor
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
yaya
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
tats in d pass
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
now im different!!!
Chen says:
haiya..this kinda bad history where can be the past one?
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
aiyo
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
dun like tat la
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
dun doubt my sincerity 2 change
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
can ask all my former pelanggan
Chen says:
pelanggan?! wah lao/.
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
y y??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
y so shcoked?
Chen says:
meaning not loyal one la thjis dude
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
huh??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
nono
Chen says:
haiya
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
tats not wat i meant
Chen says:
nonit explain liao
Chen says:
i noe exactly what u meant
Chen says:
u punk
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
haha
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
1st time some1 call me a punk
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
must take picture
Chen says:
gahahahahaa
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
next time i c u, must sign d pic ar
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
or not ppl wont blive
Chen says:
gahahaah..cis
Chen says:
i wun
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
weiiiiiiiiiii
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
y u alwiz anti me wan???
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
wat did i do 2 u??
Chen says:
hahahahahaah!!!!!! Nothing! Sajeeeee
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
yerrrrrr
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
worse
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
like tat aso can
Chen says:
of course can la! chen li ma!
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
haihz
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
y?? y me???
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
of all d ppl in d world
Chen says:
cos u tim keong ma
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
hmmm
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
true true
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
then nvm la
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i accept
Chen says:
of course must except la!
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
wah
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
nonid so garang kua
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
eh y suddenly msg me wan ar??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
u neva eva msg me wan
Chen says:
hahaha
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
got udang di sebalik batu izt??
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
u wan borrow money??
Chen says:
hahahahha
Chen says:
yeala...like i need to have prawn behind stone to message u
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
thennnnnnnnnnn
Chen says:
ur status also wanna crack me up kao kao d la!
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
ish
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
ppl tryin 2 courting ok
Chen says:
ae...kata kerja cannot come with -ing one ok?
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
hahaah
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
yes cikgu
Chen says:
if you have "to"...how to have -ing?
Chen says:
never learn english mer?
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
faham cikgu
Chen says:
good...
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
4got ade ma
Chen says:
now...next lesson
Chen says:
how to pole dance
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
.......
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
NOOOOOOOOOOO
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
nonono
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i refuse!!
Chen says:
eh...what u thinking
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
im a good boy now
Chen says:
i am teaching you that if you have "to" at the front, cannot have -ing ma!
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
.....
Chen says:
You cannot say to pole-dancing
Chen says:
paham?
Chen says:
what u thinking la!
Chen says:
u think i want to teach you pole dance?
Chen says:
GILA!
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
wait wait
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i wanna find my sweat emoticon
Chen says:
ghhahahaha
Chen says:
go and die la
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
wait a
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
stil finding
Chen says:
tgh tunggula ni
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
*Sweat emoticon*
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
got ade
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
YAY!!!
Chen says:
gahahahaha
Chen says:
tak guna man
Chen says:
i dowan u as student d la
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
haha
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
terselamat!!!
Chen says:
but i will send you to another teacher
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
noooooooooo
Chen says:
juliana tasha gomes
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
wait wait
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i try find suitable emoticon
Chen says:
laoweh...u betul betul tak boleh harap le
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
*sleeping*
Chen says:
i tot i taught you well
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
y???
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
i thought i failed as ur student
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
kenot expect 2 much from me
Chen says:
memang you failed pun
TurnTablist Tim aka DJ T-Rox says:
eh eh

Neway...the pole dancing and stuff all was a joke la...obviously.... Cheh... But really lawak la talking to him. Hahahaah.... thanks Tim!

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